All Precedent Oh-bomb-ah needs is a 'Gulf of Tonkin' resolution. Why you can just here the Babylon-On-The-Potomac punditry screaming bloody freaking murder. "Afghanisnam Navy sinks U.S.S. Ronald Reagan!" It's coming, oh yes, it's coming. You know, cause the Afghanisnam Navy are some bad mofo's. The Pakinam Navy too. Yup! Hell, half them damn Afghanisnam 'n Pakinam fleets is captained by al-Qaeda types. Yup. And don't you just know that it was the freaking Swiss that outfitted them Afghams 'n Pakstams with their navies. Damn Swiss anyway. They should just stick to cheese and banking. That's all the Swiss are good for anyway. Well, they do make some pretty nifty watches. And "neutrality" of course. Wait a minute, how come if'n the Swiss are "neutral", they're busy outfitting the Afghanisnam Navy with battle-cruisers? Dang, why is that?

So Precedent Oh-bomb-ah will 'boldly' go where no "thinking" person has dared to tread and get even more Amerikan service boys and girls killed and/or worse than killed.

You've got to admit that the wars of naked aggression in the Iraqnam and Afghanisnam have certainly been a boon for the prosthetics industry. Yikes! Hmmm, would that be 'war profiteering'? You don't see the prosthetics industry whoring around Babylon-On-The-Potomac wheedling for a 'bailout'. Nope. I wonder how much stock old Shotgun Cheney owns in the prosthetics industry? Bundles I'd bet. Illegal war certainly makes for some strange leggings.

So Precedent Oh-bomb-ah gonna send more service boys and girls to meet their fate and damn, what is the Precedent thinking? I mean besides turning profit for the military/industrial complex. That dang war stuff is handsomely profitable for them. Well and Wall Street. Wait a minute, we might have just stumbled on to something here. Nothing says "save the economy" like a grand old fashioned war. Well, it really doesn't have to be old fashioned or grand. Nope. Just protracted and interminably gruesome. You know, with lots of torn bodies and loss of limb and grievous brain trauma. Yeah, now there's profitability one can spread around all over the 'economy'. Yup, sure as hell can.

Wanky's Wonder Appendage Emporium is gonna make a killing. Yeah and so will Precedent Oh-bomb-ah's pals and personal entourage. War profits the upper crust and YOU get to sacrifice for their cause! You know that grand old Amerikan sacrifice that the ruling elite NEVER make. Legs, arms, feets, hands, brains, futures, and simple human decency/dignity.

Wow and wait a minute, does Chuck Schumer gots ANY of his kids serving our nation in the military? Or Kerry 'the wondrous limp-dick' or Joe 'little butcher' Lieberman or John 'boner' Boehner  or what about Eric 'lickspittle' Cantor? Hmmm, bets anyone? Anyone?

So when one can't fix a bankrupt economy, it is a "fabled" grand tradition to war. Just so happens that there's war in Iraqnam AND Afghanisnam. Wow go figure. The Oh-bomb-ah "surge in Afghanisnam" even had all the prerequisite hype, hysteria, histrionics, and propaganda necessary to stand before the Amerikan people and lie like a dirty rug. Dang 'war of terror' he tells us. Wait a minute, they (inside the belt-way losers) changed that handle. They did huh. Now they're calling it the 'Greater Obfuscative Charade To Dummy-down The Sheeple And Grab They Chillins''! Yeah sumpin' like that.

If'n there's war, more war, wars of terror, and fake-ass bravado well then the folks ain't about to get all uppity about being broke and screwed out of their livelihoods. Nope. Can't be venting that spleen on the bankers and Wall Street crooks that screwed us in the first place. Nope. Gots a Afghanisnam to worry about. al-Qaeda and Hamas and all them really 'axis of illogical' baddies to worry about.

So bye bye Ms. American pie and when you get back from the Iraqnam or Afghanisnam, IF you can still drive your Chevy to the levee you've got Amerika's grand 'prosthetics' industry to thank. Fix you up better than ever. Faster, stronger, AND you won't hardly have to wobble. Nope. Good for the economy and good for the Oh-bomb-ah 'grand strategy' for getting excess Amerikan childrenry off'n the streets and off'n the books. I mean isn't that "change" that seems inordinately the same as the last change we got before things changed and really after all the smoke and mirrors and sleight of hand, it's all just the same shit we had in the first place. I mean, if'n one doesn't use that "change" it all turns to dust. Ashes to ashes and artificial rust. If'n the surge don't get ya, the bailouts must!

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