On second thought, if the Yanks shut down the churches with golden arches in Venezuela, maybe Leopoldo and Maria would organize another "student protest" to save the day. Nothing would piss off Venezuela's bourgeois youth more than having to switch from their 230 calorie fat mac to the lowly 100 cal lowfat arepa. Now that would fire up their molotovs!
¡FUERA MCDONALDS! ¡VIVA LA AREPA!
-Les Blough, Editor
Smiling in Venezuela
April 6, 2014
Editorial From Collapse.com
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Only in Obama’s America could something like this bit of ‘news’ be
sold to the masses of asses by a corrupt cadre of state-corporate media
that long ago chucked their first amendment responsibilities into the
crapper to become careerist pressititutes riding on the rogue government
gravy train. Those economic sanctions that have hurled at Russia with
as much real effect as Zell Miller’s legendary "spitballs" now are getting some real
clout as the punishment towards the reincarnated red menace grows a set
of teeth. McDonalds, the tip of the spear of the corporate American
imperial conquest of the world is closing locations in Crimea. This
comes much to the delight of moronic consumers of the cable ‘news’
tabloid infotainment that poisons their minds as surely as the artery
clogging food at Micky D’s does to their bodies. It is a sardonically
funny real life example of the thoroughly dishonest rhetoric of that
pathological political cynic and closet Bircher Paul Ryan’s “full stomachs and empty souls”speech to the low-hanging fruit
at the recent CPAC soiree. Nothing could be more ironically truthful
of the state of the American “consumer” today, whether it be focus group
tested bullshit or cheap fast food that is being devoured.
Boy that is going to show Putin. I can practically see William
Kristol, the Kagan Brothers, John McCain and the rest of the neocons
popping the champagne corks over this latest fusillade of indignity.
Considering the insane levels of hubris, delusion and arrogance among
the "end of history" crowd
I can really imagine that they think that depriving Russians of greasy,
unhealthy American fast food is going to ignite their desired color
revolution that will bring about regime change in Russia. What a bunch
of reckless and dangerous dummies and Obama and his Skull and Bones
stooge John Kerry are no better. With the latest edition of the
impossible dream of Israel accepting a peace deal with the Palestinians
now going up like a flaming bag of dogshit John Kerry has officially
become the grand marshal of the US fool’s parade. My God, what a mind
boggling fiasco of a first year on the job in thoroughly screwing up
everything that the stammering ass from Mass got involved in, wasn’t
John Bolton available? Good God Obama, did it ever dawn on you that
there was a reason why the Republicans supported Kerry for the Secretary of State gig? How is that “Team of Rivals” thing workin’ out for you now?
The news of McDonalds pulling out of Crimea is already being picked
up and fed through the echo chamber with the launching pad being th
neocon transmission station at the Washington Post. While it hasn’t
reached the columns of the A team of propagandists over at Pravda on the
Potomac, namely neocon war wench Jennifer Rubin and Charles
“Dr.Strangelove” Kraüthammer some so-called Russian expert named Kathy
Lally is practically peeing in her pants with glee while blogging:
Talk about a Big Mac attack. Here’s a sanction with some real bite to it.
The three McDonald’s restaurants in Crimea, the Ukrainian
peninsula that has been abruptly annexed by Russia, are now closed. The
Ukrainian branch of McDonald’s, based in Kiev, said in a statement
Thursday that they had been closed for technical reasons, perhaps
referring to the difficulty of supplying your restaurants when they turn
up in a foreign country overnight.
Although the United States has imposed financial and other
sanctions on Moscow because of its Crimean takeover, American businesses
have been left free to operate in Russia. McDonald’s said the closing
was temporary, but its offer to move employees to other jobs in mainland
Ukraine – and give them a three-month rent payment – made that
assertion sound less than persuasive.
Crimean officials tried to minimize the enormity of being forever
deprived of the seductive phrase, “Would you like fries with that?” |
My fellow Americans, this is how low that we have sunk in that the
closing of McDonalds restaurants in Crimea has become to this point the
most kick ass club in the bag in terms of all of those threatened
economic sanctions that have been endlessly threatened by Team Obama.
Oh, and Mighty Taco has banned Putin
from eating in any of their restaurants, I am sure that he is already
on the phone with his military commanders to get the fuck out of Crimea
asap. This coordinated onslaught of Russia bashing is all so ridiculous
that it has descended into parody, I cannot even watch my local news
anymore without being blasted with propaganda and last night there was a
plea for bay area residents to adopt those stray dogs that were being
hunted down to be killed prior to the Sochi Winter Olympics.
It never
ends as we continue to slouch towards Idiocracy,
on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last week much to the delight of a
woeful nation of TV addled zombies the reigning queen of American
ignoramuses that is Sarah Palin was trotted out to partake in a Putin skewering skit,
the woman is a national embarrassment yet in a rotting empire where
celebrity is the coin of the realm has become mainstream. It is as if
the entire nation is slowly being sucked into the vortex inhabited by
such morons and is becoming nothing more than a cartoon version of
itself.
Likely to further inflame tensions and up the insanity level is the
outstanding denunciation of one Russian political figure who
administered a classic smackdown, according to a story in The Guardian deputy foreign minister Sergei Ryabkov mocked the current state of lunacy:
“Clearly, the US leadership is really annoyed, and cannot come to
terms with the new situation, which has arisen in large part due to the
deliberate line taken by the US and its allies in Europe to prepare
anti-Russian forces to take power in Ukraine,” said deputy foreign
minister, Sergei Ryabkov, in an interview with Interfax.
“Trying to demonstrate how unhappy it is with the exercise of
free will by the population of Crimea and the decisions we took related
to it, Washington is ruining contacts even in places where continuing
dialogue is in their own interests.” In addition to sanctions against
a number of businessmen and politicians considered to be close to the
Russian president, Vladimir Putin, the US has responded with other
measures, including cancelling all co-operation between Nasa and the
Russian space agency, except for joint work on the International Space
Station.
“The situation is turning into a joke when, for example, meetings between meteorologists are cancelled,” said Ryabkov.
“What can we advise our American
colleagues? They should get more fresh air, do yoga, eat healthily,
maybe watch some sitcoms on television.
“This is better than getting
themselves and others all worked up when they know very well that the
train has already departed and that childish tantrums, tears and
hysterics will not help things.” |
HEAR! HEAR! Enough is enough of this silly horseshit. It’s long past
time for the adults to intervene, stick a pacifier into Obama’s pie hole
and send Kerry, Powers, Nuland, Rice and the neocons to go and sit in
the corner until they can behave in the mature manner that should be
expected of statesmen and stateswomen. Oh, and take bad ass Billy
Kristol out to the wood shed and give him the type of serious spanking
that would give David Vitter
a hard on. America is the petulant spoiled child of the world and it is
embarrassing to be an American these days due to our tantrum throwing
political class. For Christ’s sake, listen to rational war criminals for
a change like Henry Kissinger and George Schultz
and just ignore the diaper-dumping piss babies like Kristol and the
rest of his wretched gang of misfits when it comes to Russia.
Maybe the neocons can take solace that McDonalds has suspended
operations in Crimea, thereby depriving the citizens of the Russian
territory of the crappy food that is a major contributor to a plague of
health problems here in The Homeland where we are number one – in obesity.
Like the rest of our sick national obsession with being that oh so
exceptional people the brainwashing that is used by McDonalds in
targeting advertising to children is essential in the indoctrination
process. Just like the pledge of allegiance which is something that has
no place in a “free” country and more appropriately belongs in the same
types of authoritarian states that are defined by the criteria that is
steeped in the same hypocrisy that is being peddled to justify the new
Cold War.
Source: Collapse
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