Once upon a time there lived a grand royal. I mean, not just any royal. This was a king royal. So for the sake of fairy tale correctness and since we don’t want to piss off the bloggers, we’ll call our grandly royal king “King Hashi.” King Hashi was king of the Frogamites. Hashi liked to call his kingdom, Frogamendom. Pretty darn snappy!

Now, King Hashi was descended from a long line of strictly fabulous Frogamites. Hashi was not your run of the mill Frogamite, no he was not. King Hashi was descended and 42nd in direct succession to one really famous holy man. Yes indeed. King Hashi possessed some truly bona fide credentials. King Hashi lived a marvelously royal lifestyle and one that would be fitting, considering that Hashi was the king. Hashi liked to drive fabulously swank cars and jump out of airplanes and skin dive and wait a minute, there just might be a connection to Hashi being king of the Frogamites and his wanting to call his kingdom, Frogamendom. Hmmm, it is possible. However this is a fairy tale and we’re adhering to strict fairy tale correctness because we really don’t want to piss off the bloggers. One could say that King Hashi was ‘living la vida grande’! One could and I just did so, that ought to about cover it.

Hey, didn’t one of those country/western types sing a song about fast cars and faster women? There is obviously no connection here, it was just a thought. A disconnected thought and I can admit that.

Anyway King Hashi really loved that upscale lifestyle so therefore and obviously, King Hashi needed boat loads of “disposable” income. You know, besides the cash that King Hashi needed for keeping up appearances in Frogamendom. It’s expensive being the king of Frogamendom and Frogamendom has stuff that needs capital investment. You know like air forces, armies, soldiers, secret police, intelligence security kind of stuff, secret prisons, and guys to man all that military/secret security kind of appliance motif thing. Kingdoms are prohibitively expensive. Toss in an upscale swanky lifestyle and bucket loads of “disposable” income can be extraordinarily hard to find. I mean, a king can only “tax” his people so far. So King Hashi went looking for a “patron.” A well groomed, fashionably coiffured, despicably corrupt, enough ‘foreign aid’ to give Midas the fits - that manner of patron. A ‘state sponsor’ if you will.

Then sure enough and what do you know -

King Hashi found his patron and state sponsor. King Hashi sold his soul, his kingdom’s future, his people, and any or all of his royal dignity to the “Boldly Satanic Western Mercantile Democratizers Inc.!” Yup, Hashi made a pact to pay fealty to B.S.W.M.D. Inc.. Now B.S.W.M.D. Inc., is a notoriously odious “free” state that makes no bones about what it is they do for a living. The Boldly Satanic Western Mercantile Democratizers Inc. is wildly famous for their slogan. “Colonialism/Imperialism- Future Growth and Security, Our Way. It’s Profitable too!”
B.S.W.M.D. Inc., built the world famous ‘Guantana-Dome’. They sponsor innovative motivational programs like the ‘Abu Ghraib Freestyle Attitude Re-evaluator’ and the notoriously fabulous ‘Bagram Hanging Chains of Meat Personality Animator’. Yes, innovative if not brilliant.

So King Hashi did himself and his people proud by hooking up with the likes of this corporate/state sponsor. Besides, one could suppose that in those ‘royal’ circles there is no accounting for good taste or want. It basically boils down to, and remember we are keeping fairy tale correctness in play and we don’t want to piss off the bloggers, Hashi needed gigantic cash-on-hand accounts. You know for exorbitant lifestyles, military/security expenditures, and really spiffy race cars. Well, and a nifty new jet for jumping out of. Remember, King Hashi likes to skydive. It’s a freaking fairy tale, so what? Hashi likes to dive and we’ll indulge his need to dive or drive or whatever. It still takes an inordinately huge pile ‘o’ bucks to live like that. Can’t get much from an over-taxed Frogamite now can you. Needless to say, the Boldly Satanic Western Mercantile Democratizers Inc. have monstrously deep pockets and are perfectly willing to pony up the cash required for any King Hashi type that’s willing to wheedle and willingly scrape for more. You know, the cash! Just so long as those King Hashi types play the game in the manner that B.S.W.M.D. Inc., wants the game played.

There are rumors, remembering it’s fairy tale correctness rules here, that King Hashi likes to “import” secretly renditioned souls for B.S.W.M.D. Inc.. So King Hashi can have his ‘secret police’ soften up the silly chumps that got renditioned in the first place by the Boldly Satanic Western Mercantile Democratizers Inc.. Gosh even in fairy tale land, global order must be enforced. Outsourced? Yeah, maybe that’s the one.

Now there is a fly in the royal ointment. Living in the Kingdom of the Frogamites and under the austere if not all-seeing eye of King Hashi, are the Children of Apartheid. The Children of Apartheid are from the semi-holy and partially-blessed land of Apartheidian. Theirs was once, a pleasant and livable kingdom by the Azure Medicalranean. That’s fairy tale correctness for you. So the Azure Medicalranean is lovely to see. Why, just you come visit. Oh sorry, I digress.

Anyway, wickedly greedy sort of white-trash enslaver types moved into Apartheidian and claimed the place as their own. The interlopers didn’t even bother to ask the Children of Apartheid for their permission. These wickedly greedy sort of white-trash enslaver types are known as Aipacians. Now in keeping with fairy tale correctness and so we don’t piss off the bloggers, we are required by fairy tale rules of order to issue a disclaimer here and so we shall. Aipacians are comprehensively dangerous and testy. Aipacians do NOT like being challenged about their stealing the semi-holy and partially-blessed land of Apartheidian. Nope. The Aipacians claim that “god” gave the land of Apartheidian to them and that’s the end of the discussion. No ifs, ands, or buts about it! It is inordinately curious that “god” didn’t bother to tell the Children of Apartheid that “he/she/god” had given their land to the Aipacians. The Aipacians maintain that “god” didn’t have to and that’s that. End of discussion and no ifs, ands, or buts! Now, the Aipacians are armed and well funded by the Boldly Satanic Western Mercantile Democratizers Inc., as King Hashi is now.

You see once upon a time about a short spit back, the Kingdom of Frogamendom had a curiously fierce war with the Aipacians. As a matter of fairy tale fact, the Frogamites got their bullet riddled hats handed back to them by the Aipacians. There is still to this very day, to use the fairy tale correctness mode that’s in the vogue, some seriously ill will between the Frogamites and the Aipacians. However, this is a freaking fairy tale and we’ll not be spending a whole lot of time digging around closets for skeletons and remembering wars that were lost by the Frogamites. It is noteworthy though, Hashi and the Aipacians get their massive funding from the same B.S.W.M.D. Inc. and that’s about a ‘go figure’.  It was that aforementioned war thingy that got the Children of Apartheid stuck in Frogamendom.

Where was I? Oh yeah back to King Hashi, the Frogamites, Frogamendom, and the sorry Children of Apartheid. In the land of Apartheidian, there are still any number of the Children of Apartheid living and clinging to their rapidly disappearing homeland. Remember those Aipacians? Yeah, they are about gobbling up the land of Apartheidian if they are about anything. Well that and killing the Children of Apartheid like there was to be no tomorrow. For the Children of Apartheid, there just about is no tomorrow. Anyway as the Aipacians excommunicate the Children of Apartheid from the land of Apartheidian, the sorry Children of Apartheid gots to live somewhere and seeing as how Frogamendom is really close to the land of Apartheidian it just seemed somehow natural to take up digs in the King’s digs. Get it? King Hashi’s digs. The Frogamendom digs.

Anyway to make a long fairy tale short, King Hashi isn’t inclined to give more than about a rat’s hole in a desert to the Children of Apartheid or offer more than lip service to their plight. You see, King Hashi is about mountains of ‘in’ debt to the Boldly Satanic Western Mercantile Democratizers Inc.. Expenditures on military/security costs, keep our famously fabulous King Hashi on a moderately short leash. So to speak that is. Remember, fairy tale correctness. Good King Hashi has his own troubles to think about and that just might be his own modestly without people and that would be the good Frogamite people. Hmmm, something about secret state security apparatus and secret prisons and torture and dissidence in Frogamendom. Golly and there is that fabulously famous lifestyle that good King Hashi has grown so accustomed to living. Driving famously fabulous race cars and swank brammy new jets and sky diving and skin diving and staying one step ahead of secret police security personnel and hungry generals and fighter jet flying colonels and whoosh, keeping all the minions and royal retainers fed can be worlds of trying for even good King Hashi. Therefore, King Hashi don’t need no stinkin’ Children of Apartheid stirring a pot of sociopolitical discontent and in generally overall, making more trouble than good King Hashi gots at present.

So you see even in fairy tales and being one hundred percent “in the correctness zone” about any number of things needing correctness, the Children of Apartheid, the Aipacians, old wars, remembering how a Kingdom got it’s hat handed back to that aforementioned Kingdom, being ‘in’ debt to B.S.W.M.D. Inc. (deep breath here), has it’s inherent problems. So good King Hashi gots his hands full and he ain’t about to be more than a little “put off” by the Children of Apartheid being pissy in Frogamendom. And when the Children of Apartheid get pissy about their suffering and getting the boot from the land of Apartheidian well, that’s their problem and don’t be bringing those problems back to the homeland Frogamendom. Period and end of story. Mostly.

There’s royal kiddies to attend to. Pretty wives to attend to. Fabulously famous race cars to attend to. Nifty sky diving jets to attend to. Security apparatus personnel to attend to and secret torturing prisons to attend to and generals and air force colonels. The Frogamite people? Well, they can get stuffed! King Hashi has a very full agenda and he’s ‘in’ debt up to his eye teeth to the Boldly Satanic Western Mercantile Democratizers Inc. Talk about problems? Yeah, good King Hashi has problems all right. Even in fairy tale correctness, Hashi is in a world of hurt and he ain’t seen the half of it yet. Thus endeth the telling of the fairy tale for today.

p.s.- The Children of Apartheid and the Frogamites are cousins. Which only adds a sinister twist to a fate worse than death and casts our good King Hashi in an increasingly harsh light of subtle exposure. Heck, it ain’t like the Children of Apartheid were Frogamite or even more than an immoral annoyance for the King. Yeah, something like that.

author’s note- any similarity to persons living or possibly dead, is strictly coincidental or a sheer stroke of kismet.

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