![]() Political Satire Señoras y Señores Sorry – Ladies and Gentlemen We have been educated by our parents to be the privileged few. And this is what it’s all about. The state enterprises are there to be directed by us. Because these companies have always been ours. From PDVSA to the smallest company in the country. But what has happened is that the poor trash, that is, this thing called the people, elected a Lieutenant Colonel as President who wants to take away our privileges. And now a load of low-lifers not only wants to be running our companies, but in addition, many of them have learned to read and write, and now they want to be like us. This poor trash should not be allowed to get away with it. For these reasons companions, we have to fight tooth and nail, so that this select and dignified group returns to the country and which forms that marvelous group of persons which we all support: Carlos Ortega, Pedro Carmona, Daniel Romero, Carlos Fernández, Juan Fernández, Eduaro Lapi and others**. We are here today to see how we can avoid the advance of the chavista hordes who want to hit us with everything. This bunch of social misfits have never had anything, and now they want to keep what belongs to us. That is, everything we possessed during the unforgettable forty years of our representative democracy. Our policy from now on must be sabotage. Milk shortages. Bread shortages. Eggs. Sugar. Flour. Rum – because if the poor trash does not have rum, they`ll go crazy. If we manage to fix it so that all these products do not appear in the market for some time, and if we do not kill them through starvation, as least they will start to reject the Lieutenant Colonel, as our friend, Marcel Granier***, calls him. It’s precisely for this reason that we must trust in our entrepreneurs, in our media, in our Church. In our President Bush. These are our main allies and we have to give them all our support and continue the fight to see how we can get out of this autocracy, as our old friend Pompeyo Márquez**** calls it. In conclusion, I just want to say that we, the minorities, have always been right, because the majorities are just stupid. We are the ones called on to overthrow this dictatorship. We are being called on to keep what has always been ours. Long live the intelligent! That is us. And let stupidity perish! Hasta luego…err..sorry, See you later Editor’s Notes: Believe it or not, this is really how the rabid Venezuelan opposition thinks with all its social racism in all its filthy glory - LMB Original Link: http://www.aporrea.org/oposicio Translation: Axis of Logic |
