World adopts new Universal Symbol of government

To honour the new sense of purpose the recent visit of His Holiness Pope Francis sparked with his address to the United Nations General Assembly in New York, the organization has proposed and ratified a new international symbol. The symbol seemed so appropriate to the UN delegates that it was accepted unanimously. Further, following that vote, every member nation declared its intention to utilize the same symbol as the emblem of their own governments.




The new symbol is a pair of condoms, held in exact balance. It was felt this most accurately reflects the UN's purpose and the position of governments everywhere:

The condom:

• Allows for inflation;
• Halts production;
• Destroys the next generation;
• Protects a bunch of dicks; and
• provides you a sense of security while you're being screwed.

A matched set of condoms represents the possibility for countries to simultaneously screw each other.

Both the UN and its members appeared oblivious to the irony of a Pope suggesting to them that a condom is a good idea.