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Donald Trump, Jr., has taken a DNA test that reveals that he is “fifty-per-cent idiot,” Trump confirmed on Tuesday. Speaking to reporters at a press conference in Trump Tower, Trump said that he had undergone the DNA testing “to silence all of the haters who have been saying I’m a total idiot.” Crowing about the test results, Trump said, “According to this test, I am fifty-per-cent idiot, which is way less than half.” Trump’s results drew a skeptical response from the scientific community, with many leading geneticists questioning the integrity of his DNA sample. According to Davis Logsdon, a genetic scientist at the University of Minnesota, “Any test of Don, Jr., that comes back lower than ninety-per-cent idiot is going to set off alarm bells, scientifically speaking.” Trump, Jr., first boasted about his test results on Twitter, where he misspelled “DNA.” Source URL |