(note: the root of the word “claim” means “to cry out or shout” - m.)
Pepé Le Pew claimed he is president of France. Boris and Natasha claimed they’re the presidents of Russia. George of the Jungle claimed he is chief of the Amazon rainforest. SpongeBob SquarePants claimed he’s the boss of the Ocean. Mr. Magoo claimed he’s the head of the Federal Reserve. Bart Simpson claimed he is president of the US. The Jetsons claimed they are in charge of NASA. Popeye claimed he’s the head of the USDA. Betty Boop claimed she’s the spokesperson for the #metoo movement. Alvin the Chipmunk is simply the cutest. What Gumby and Pokey claimed is between them. Batman confessed to having nocturnal emissions. Juan Guaidó claimed he is president of Venezuela.
Mankh (Walter E. Harris III) is an essayist and resident poet at Axis of Logic. In addition to his work as a writer and small press publisher, he travels a holistic mystic pathway staying in touch with Turtle Island. See his new book of nonfiction with a poetic touch, “photo albums of the heart-mind”.
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