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News Story , The Onion
06.12.12 KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN — Friends, family, and colleagues of 19-year-old U.S. Marine Alex Penzerton were saddened Wednesday upon learning he had been killed by a roadside bomb and was thus deprived of the life-changing opportunity a few years in the military might have afforded him. "Alex was a troubled kid... » read this article
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Staff , The Onion
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—The University of Virginia published the results of an extensive 18-month study Wednesday revealing that 96 percent of human beings across the planet would strongly prefer to be a singing, dancing animatronic bear.
The UVA researchers, who conducted thousands of surveys with residents of 196 different countries, discovered that... » read this article
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Miller, Goldenberg, Fredericks, Scott and Margolin , New York Post
Disgusted Democrats letting Weiner shrivel
By S.A. MILLER in Washington and SALLY GOLDENBERG and BOB FREDERICKS in NY
Top Senate Democrat Harry Reid cut off disgraced Rep. Anthony Weiner
yesterday, saying he wouldn't even take a call from the onetime
political up-and-comer.
"Call someone else!" the Senate
majority leader snapped... » read this article
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